Glhlavka World

This is a little shout-out to the security guards at the building complex I work at.  I’m not sure what you do all day, besides watch reruns of 80’s sitcoms on your little TVs.  You definately weren’t around a few months ago when somebody broke into my car and stole my shitty stereo and perscription (joke’s on you thief) sunglasses.  Judging by the constant piles of broken glass in the garage, I’m not the only one.

Today takes the cake, though.  I was walking to grab some lunch and you were hassling some poor sap smoking at the little tables in the courtyard.  Yes, it may be a no-smoking zone, but it was cold out today.  There was no one there.  I thought to myself, “That’s rough”.

Then, on my way back from lunch, you were out in force tossing someone from the fountain, who was picking up a little change.  “Put the change back, sir!  Put the change back in the fountain!”  The dude was standing in a foot of water on freezing cold day to pick up pennies from the fountain.  He probably needs the change.  I know he was stealing your coffee money, but give me a break.

Maybe a little less time protecting the change, and a couple more patrols of the parking garage… what do you say?

That is all.